To Say Nothing of the Dog

Connie Willis, 1997

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Quadrant Scores

Time Structure
LinearFractured
Pacing
Action-DrivenObservational
Threat Scale
IndividualSystemic
Protagonist Fate
VictoryAssimilation
Conflict Style
Western CombatKishōtenketsu
Price Type
PhysicalIdeological
Todorov's Stages
equilibrium
Description of the starting status quo.
disruption
The inciting incident or protocol failure.
recognition
When the protagonist realizes the disruption.
repair
The attempt to fix or survive it.
new equilibrium
The new, altered status quo.

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Characters30

Ned HenryProtagonist/narrator

Time-travelling historian from 21st-century Oxford, severely time-lagged from repeated drops into bombed Coventry Cathedral; dispatched to the Victorian era to correct a temporal incongruity.

Lieutenant Ned HenryJohn BartholomewMr. HenrySherlock
CarruthersFellow time-traveller

Ned's colleague sent back to last week's Coventry to retrieve cathedral records; romantically involved with Warder.

Commander Carruthers
Mr. SpivensMinor/comic

A dog present at the Coventry Cathedral search; chases a cat through the ruins and becomes the recipient of Ned's time-lag-induced philosophical soliloquy.

Mr. DunworthySender/authority

In London chasing a false lead about Underground tunnels; coordinates car transport for Ned and the bishop's bird stump to the consecration.

FinchButler/undercover operative

Arrives soaking wet reporting a completed mission involving a frozen pond and 'number six'; revealed to have been retrieving Victorian kittens for a gene pool project.

Mr. ChiswickExposition/opponent

Oxford physicist who explains the theoretical dangers of parachronistic incongruities and rails against Lady Schrapnell's misuse of the time travel program.

WarderOxford console operator

Harried technician trying simultaneously to extract Carruthers and bring Finch through the net; computes return slippage as three hours eight minutes

Peggy
T.J. LewisHelper/exposition

Oxford researcher who briefs Dunworthy on Fujisaki's theoretical framework for parachronistic incongruities and their possible self-correction.

Terence St. TrewesVictorian gentleman, Tossie's eventual fiancé

Victorian young gentleman whom Ned meets at an Oxford railway station; invites Ned on a river journey to Muchings End; Ned (mis)interprets him as a planted contact.

Mr. St. Trewes
CyrilComic animal companion

Terence's large dog; serves as ballast, disapproving observer, and inadvertent chaos agent on the river journey.

New recruitMinor/comic

Lady Schrapnell's naive new hire on his first drop; marvels at seeing a live cat (extinct in his era) and embodies uncritical enthusiasm for the project.

Egbert
VergerMinor

Coventry Cathedral's verger present during the 1940 search; weeps over a found sand bucket; used as a foil for time-lag symptoms.

Professor PeddickComic obstacle/helper

Terence's elderly classics tutor; rescued from drowning; obsessed with refuting Professor Overforce's determinist theory of history through endless historical examples.

Professor Matthew Peddick
VerityFellow historian operative

Ned's partner who assists in the deduction, searches newspapers, accompanies the visit to Mrs. Bittner, and accepts Ned's implicit proposal at the consecration.

Miss BrownKindleCousinCousin VerityHarriet
Professor OverforceAntagonist (intellectual)

Professor Peddick's rival; espouses a determinist, population-based theory of history; pushed Peddick into the river after being pulled out by him.

Count de VecchioMadame Iritosky's accomplice

Charming young man interested in theosophy and Tossie; attended séances in Oxford; a threat because his name begins with 'V' not 'C.'

BaineButler/love interest

The Merings' butler, revealed to have eloped with Tossie after contradicting her taste at Coventry; distinguished by his refusal to flatter.

Mr. BaineWilliam
Princess ArjumandTossie's cat / incongruity object

Tossie's Persian cat, the source of the temporal incongruity; repeatedly escapes or is endangered and then recovered, apparently drowning in the capsizing before reappearing at the séance.

Juju
Tossie MeringVictorian daughter/pivot of the incongruity

Has eloped with Baine the butler; her letter explains the romance began when Baine contradicted her taste at Coventry and then threw her in the river and kissed her.

MesielMiss MeringTocelynMalviniaAunt MalviniaAunt
Jerome K. JeromeHistorical figure (cameo)

Author of Three Men in a Boat encountered on the Thames with his two friends and dog Montmorency, not yet knowing he will be famous.

Jay
T.J.Oxford technician/researcher

Runs the Waterloo-model simulation that confirms the self-correction pattern and later flags a residual slippage anomaly suggesting a further incongruity.

Mrs. MarmaladeMinor character/comic device

The Chattisbournes' enormous pregnant cat, whose condition Ned nearly blurts out in company

Miss Marmalade
Madame IritoskyFraudulent medium

Con artist posing as a medium, exposed by Baine finding her equipment; flees in the night after being warned about the Psychic Research Society.

CurateCurate at St. Michael's Coventry

The curate who lets the group into the closed cathedral and shows particular attention to Tossie, potentially the 'Mr. C' of Tossie's diary.

Bug-EyesMr. C (candidate)
Miss SharpeCathedral Ladies' Altar Guild vice-chairwoman

Head of the Cathedral Flower Committee in 1940 who, upon noticing the bishop's bird stump missing from the rubble, wrote a letter to the editor accusing someone of advance knowledge of the raid, thereby threatening Ultra.

Delphinium Sharpe
Arthur T. MitfordMinor train passenger

Stout man on the train platform who dismisses poetry and fate, prompting Ned's reflection on historical resilience.

Mrs. BittnerHistorical figure encountered in time-slip

Elderly woman who stole the bishop's bird stump from Coventry Cathedral during the 1940 Blitz to preserve her husband's faith; hid it in her attic for decades; confesses to Ned and Verity.

LizzieLizLizzie Bittner
JimEarly Oxford time-travel researcher

Researcher in the early Oxford time-travel lab; sympathetic to Lizzie but explains the political impossibility of tourist drops.

ShojiEarly Oxford time-travel researcher

Jim's colleague; reports that the cautious head of the history faculty Lassiter is blocking all drops by demanding exhaustive slippage analyses.

Mr. Fujisaki
Lady SchrapnellInstitutional antagonist/patron

Relentless patron who receives the bishop's bird stump at the consecration, pronounces it hideous, and immediately announces further retrieval projects enlisting Ned.